like i said, IM BACK! i went kuching, sarawak

okay first 2 days stayed at Holiday Inn, Damai Beach. BLOODY NICE. ahhh. like honeymoon heaven. when iffah & i first looked at it from the outside, we just stared at it in dismay. 5 star hotel my ass, i thought. then we went in. woooh! nice! & the view from the balcony, heavenly. i can just imagine, (DISCLAIMER: CENSORED. DONT READ IT IF YOU DONT FUCKING WANT TO) me & khaii, on honeymoon..we eat a candlelit dinner at the balcony by the sunset at the oceanline..he stares into my eyes..i go on top of him & we kiss passionately. of cos, we cant strip each other right then & there, so he carries me (if he can. HAHA) into the room, lowers me gently onto the bed..draws the curtains, switch off the lights(hey, i like it better dark).. and..

of cos, those are purely fantasies. don't mind me. too much sandra brown

yeah anyway the said oceanline is actually the south china sea. its bloody beautiful. ahh. iffah & i bathed in the bathtub together. naked. heh heh. wtf! yeah anyway no touchy feely ah. come on. we did it tons of times before. yeah so we had a heart-to-heart talk. i was saying how inferior i felt to all khaii's exes (oh come on, u cant blame me. they're HOT. rafika, seri, sofiah, shiffa. need i say more?) and i'm pretty bad looking as compared to them. really!

ok on a lighter note, the beach was fun. iffah & i tortured poor hermit crabs. =D den eddy(iffah's bro) got bored. so he took a handful of wet sand & threw it at me. i turned around & saw him delightedly running away. i think he expected me to have a sand war with him or something. but i merely turned away & told iffah "lame". i know some of you would say "hahaha cute sia!" but no no no. there's a catch. eddy is like..19 yrs old. hahahhaa. ooookaaaay.

anyway holiday inn was great. den on our 3rd day we went to live in the modern part of kuching. SHOPPING! i bought myself a diesel striped tee ( i know wad ur thinking, COMMON. but hey, it doesnt look like typical emoshit. & it has nice velvet motif) iffah bought a similar one. & i got khaii a black hoodie & a blowpipe complete with arrow.


hurray!