i hate changes. i really do. *sigh*

no i'm not talking about relationship changes. in that area, i'm pretty glad it changed. i'm depressed about the change in friends. primarily, about the three of us. ape? him & his 2 angels eh? or was it mayor & e two powerpuffs? okay anyway, we were pretty tight. me, nadz, ik. when i had problems i'd call or msg either in a whim & we'd crap & shit to forget it all. but now? i hardly acknowledge nadz with more than a smile at skl, let alone pour out my soul. & ik, dont even talk about it. the last time i've exchanged a proper conversation with him was that day on the bus when we coincidentally met. other times, we'd just chat on msn, if you can even call one/two-word-replies chatting. *sigh. it was bad enough last yr, when nasrul disallowed me to communicate with him cos they hated each others gut. when i broke up with nasrul, i thot(hope, more like) 3 of us would be what we were during sec 2. but i gues, everything does have to change. they say i've changed. i say they've changed. blablabla. we're gonna go out next sat, 15 april for my sweet 16. yes. you guys better make it.

& then there're my gfs. with the arrival of the ho, everything spun out of proportion. ok watever. shall not go on abt her. long story.

ok so today watched tristan & isolde. fucking sad & sweet story. tristan is effing hot. isolde..i guess shes just gd lookin cos shes blonde & has a nice bod lah.. yeah i'm a green-eyed bitch. dont ask me how the whole story went. didnt pay attention bcos... =DD

ok then had speech day. me & poo kept making fun of bernard. then, after the concert & shit, went down to eat teh buffet, which was supposd to be only for the guests & prize-winners. being the unshamed-face person i am, i went ahead & took the food anyway. EH FREE OK! when bernard saw, he stopped me.

me: (pass plate to iya) nah..ur food [cos iya was a prize winner]

bernard: so, mr bernard is a fool? [at the word "fool" his saliva landed on my bottom lip. EWW! i wiped it away exaggeratedly. body language, darling bernard, i find you revolting]

me: *shakes head, trying not to laugh*

bernard: i thought you've changed. but i see you've gone back to you old ways.[accidentally spits on me again. this time, on my cheek]

me: *thinking: EH! I JUST TOOK FOOD! IS HE SCOLDING ME FOR BEING GREEDY? I TAKE FOOD PON DAH KIREKAN BAD ATTITUDE??* [wipes cheek exaggeratedly]

bernard: *stares*

me: *stares*

bernard: i love you nur nasuha, i've loved you all my life. all this while i've been picking on you, cos i yearn to have you naked with me on my bed. come with me, nur nasuha. for you are the love of my life.

k bedek. he just said "you may go now." heh heh. u fell for it. kan kan kan?

speaking of falling for it. this is what i've done to ppl today.

me: (insert name)! *rubs cheek/nose while staring pointedly at the person*

& most people would go: huh? *rubs cheek/nose*

hahahah. the point of the joke is to make people paiseh. like. make them think tehy had something on their faces. although the typical respond would be the one above, there are certain special cases..

khaii: *rubs BOTH hands on face*
seri: wads ur problem? (smart girl..she noes the trick)
ariffin: huh..? wad..? knape..? (blur!)
poovan: *screams* rubs face (kiwak..)
nigel: *rubs eye* (hahahhahah! coordination problem eh??)
julie: *rubs cheeks & asks around about her face continuously for like, a minute?*

& the, there was an imitator. a horrible one at that.

faliq: *points at a boy's nose* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

hahahahahahhaah. lame sial! mesti ah lame. nas yg start. ok bye!